Absolon

Average customer rating:

I WANT A NEW DRUG

Slow but Kelly Brook Looks Hot

Finally! Someone's made a cure for insomnia!

Absolon
Starring: Christopher Lambert , Lou Diamond Phillips , Kelly Brook , Ron Perlman , and Roberta Angelica
Director: David Barto
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
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ASIN: B0000DJYMG
Release Date: 2003-12-16

Customer Reviews:

I WANT A NEW DRUG.......2004-09-16

ABSOLON doesn't rely on flashy special effects nor big budget car chases. Unfortunately, it achieves only mild cult status as a B film. Christopher Lambert, trying hard to hide that French accent, is a noble hero, and Kelly Brook is a fetching love interest. Lou Diamond Phillips is an inept hitman, government agent; and Ron Perlman is the shadowy pharmaceutical magnate. Seems like the world in 2010 has been basically wiped out by a virus that came from man's destruction of the rain forests. Now all survivors must take a drug called Absolon daily in order to fight off the virus. When a doctor discovers a possible cure for the virus, he is killed and the hunt is on for Lambert, who has gotten involved.
The script is tangled and doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it entertains; just don't expect a great movie. Just a passable one.

Slow but Kelly Brook Looks Hot.......2004-02-25

Like any movie on the sci fi channel this movie is slow. Lambert is his usual professional self playing his part well but this movie gets its 3 stars for the looks of model Kelly Brook.

Finally! Someone's made a cure for insomnia!.......2004-01-11

A deadly virus kills 5 billion people in the year 2010, and everyone depends on a drug called Absolon to survive.

The production design leaves a lot to the imagination. I don't care how low their budget was...they could have made it look better. It looks like they spent half their budget on a special effects shotin the beginning and a 3-D biohazard symbol in the opening credits. They would have been better off spending their money on better sets.

The dialogue is full of wimpy clichés, and all of the acting is dry. Sadly, though, the dialogue is slightly less boring than the action scenes.

This is the worst movie Christopher Lambert has been in since Highlander 2: The Quickening.

I guess if you want to watch a stupid movie just to laugh at, you could go with this one.

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12 Pack DVD Collection Horror Comedy Suspense; About Schmidt , the New Guy , Barber Shop, Anger Management , the Ring, the Grudge, the Swap, 8 Mile, Absolon , the Manchurian Candidate, Dead Bang, Invisible Ghost

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DVD collection of 12 titles, you cant get such a great deal on 12 great movies if you buy them individually it will cost much more$$. Dont pass this collection up. you get; About Schmidt Jack Nicholson , the New Guy , Barber Shop, Anger Management adam sandler , the Ring, the Grudge sarah michelle geller, the Swap Deniro, 8 Mile kim basinger , Absolon Christopher lambert, the Manchurian Candidate Denzel Washington , Dead Bang don Johnson , Invisible Ghost Bela Lugosi

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