Shark Attack 2

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Delicious Feces!!.......2007-08-26

Fans of terrible B style horror movies may officially commence with the rejoicing, because the cliche ridden crapfest with the incredibly inventive title "Shark Attack 2!" is in fact moderately entertaining! Make no mistake; this is a terrible movie on almost every level by nearly all standard conventions of what would define a good film. The important difference between this terrible horror movie and an equally inept attempt at filmmaking such as "Zombie 5" or "Witchcraft 10" is that this movie actually manages to be amusing, and it even occasionally manages to reach that all important goal on purpose. While it certainly won't be winning any awards or generating any buzz, this clone of a clone sequel can be quite entertaining, especially if served up with a liberal side of happy juice.

Each entry in the Shark Attack series is generally interchangeable with any other, as they all follow the same basic premise and have the same types of characters. For some reason some sort of genetically engineered mutant or even naturally gigantic sharks are unleashed on poor, unsuspecting aquatic enthusiasts such as beach goers and marine biologists. Some sort of evil businessman or politician will blame the mayhem and slaughter on the constantly chipper hero, who must stick it to the man by bringing the flesh hungry underwater terrors to justice, sushi style. This particular member of the ever growing Shark Attack family faithfully follows this same story structure, and even manages to obviously steal multiple storyline arcs from the original "Jaws" as well. The basic hook in this movie is that some diabolical doctor was genetically altering sharks to try to come up with a cure for cancer. When no cure was forthcoming and the sharks had been altered into water bound killing machines, the doctor released them into the deep blue sea to wreak havoc at their leisure, primarily at an upcoming surf competition which will be flooded with all kinds of delicious surfer sized snacks. These sharks aren't just hungry, they are completely homicidal, as they will mow through surfers and scuba divers like there's no tomorrow. Once they have sufficiently killed someone, they will leave the mostly intact corpse to rot in the sea and then immediately seek out yet another human to kill. Of course, a suave and debonair hero will be required to stop the fishy menace while tossing around witty one liners.

The beefcake hero this time around is played by Thorsten Kaye, who is doing his best to channel David Hasselhoff in Bay Watch. No matter how desperate or hopeless a situation becomes, Thorsten always has a humorous retort ready on his lips and a ludicrously large grin on his face. Even when imminent death is staring him in the face, this hero is incapable of feeling fear or showing any emotion besides a mild bemusement that anyone around him is feeling the slightest bit of panic. Starring opposite Thorsten as the unnecessary and unbelievable female romantic interest is Nikita Ager, who probably got sick of being turned down by adult film directors and decided to give B movies a shot. A painfully bad montage occurs about 3/4 of the way through the film to show how this star crossed couple's love comes into bloom that is guaranteed to elicit more guffaws than any summer blockbuster comedy. Any director looking to break into the comedy genre needs to study this montage carefully and take plenty of notes.

Unintentional hilarity of this nature abounds in Shark Attack 2. During one particularly nonsensical scene, a worker at the requisite SeaWorld type aquatic wonderland ties a rope around the chunk of meat he's about to feed to a captive great white shark. Does he secure the other end of the rope to something? Nope, he leaves it in a coil conveniently next to his foot so that he can be dragged into the tank and become fish chow. Even more humorously, despite the fact that their is a whole tour crowd full of witnesses to this terrible tragedy, no one bothers to try to help the nameless worker out of the tank until after he's already become lunch. Just like the audience will be, everyone gathered around the tank just stares with glazed over eyes as this imbecile is attacked by a shark in the most improbable manner ever. Although it teeters between amusing and annoying, the voice track is worth mentioning as it is out of sync with the actor's lips. For most of the film it's just off kilter enough to be noticeable, but during the surf competition massacre it gets worse than a dubbed version of an old Godzilla movie. A woman screams out to warn the surfers of their impending doom, and then the actresses lips start moving about ten seconds later. The production isn't completely terrible in every aspect, as someone made the very wise decision to hire on the talented Mark Morgan to produce the musical score. Fans of the computer role playing game Plancescape: Torment will recognize his music quickly, as he even re-uses one of the tracks from that game in this movie.

Not only is this movie entertaining, but it is also life changing. Director David Worth attempts to teach his audience several very important life lessons with Shark Attack 2. For example, many people probably don't know that not only do sharks roar like lions when they attack people, but they also have shotgun resistant hides. Apparently it's also possible to talk wirelessly underwater with full scuba gear on, all with no distortion or loss of sound quality! Of equal importance is the little known fact that it's easy to tell evil individuals from good ones, because evil people will always end a statement with the phrase "Now if you'll excuse me..." when they are trying to dodge a direct question. Undoubtedly the most important idea that Worth presents, and the central underlying theme of this movie, is that people with cancer should be exterminated so that mutant killer sharks will stop ruining surf competitions. Philosophers and sages alike will refer back to Worth's genius and masterful ideas for generations to come.

Shark Attack 2 is a big steaming pile of crap, and there's just simply no denying that fact. It is however, quite delicious crap, and it just gets tastier if you ditch the soda and popcorn and pull out the hard liquor.

Sharks that growl....hmmmmm?.......2006-10-29

Ok, I amidit, I am a SHARK MOVIE LOVER. No matter how bad they are, I have seen them anyway. When I heard about the first SHARK ATTACK movie, I got giddy in all the right places. I bought it, loved it, and then bought the 3rd and second movies. The second one has alot of problems. One: Sharks don't growl. Who ever came up with that horrid idea should shoot them selfs in the head. Two: Sound problems. Sometimes the sound is so off that you can't help but laugh. Three: The story. A pack of mutated great whites that hunt only people. Yep, that is about it. Four: The acting. Horrible, thats all there is to say about that. Everything else, the directing, the camera work, and the somewhat funny humor is ok. Best camera I have seen in a B-movie style film(Halloween doesn't count. Because it is so much better than this movie). Watch if you must but don't buy it.

good effects bad script.............2006-08-05

I had to say Shark Attack 1 was a better film and there was only 3 things i liked about this film-

1. Good special effects
2. I didnt have to see the first one.
3. People acually have graphic deaths {Not deaths that are like cgi graphics}

I'd get watch this movie if i had to kill some time. Thats all i could say.

It's good, especcially considering..........2006-08-03

It's a good movie, especcially considering that people see "Jaws" as the movie shark movies should live up to

Well, considering people would probably want to know how this compares to "Jaws":

It has forshadowing, unlike Jaws. It has characters that are actually remotely interesting, unlike Jaws. It has a plot that takes more than three words to summerise, unlike Jaws. The sharks are actually threatening, unlike Jaws.

The movie also features a kind of Steve Irwin-like character, who films himself in shark-related videos, putting himself in danger for very little reason. The sharks are also mutated, making them attack people.

Plastic sharks. Horrible flick.......2006-06-14

This was so stupid. Intelligent sharks that swim in schools terrorize a
local tourist beach community. Complete with direct rip-0ffs from
"Jaws," and combined footage of real sharks with plastic and inflatable
toy sharks. Also the shark thinks it's a lion as it growls before and
during attacks. People underwater with scuba gear can talk, and scream
easily too..Hmmmm..LOL..If you like bad films, you might wanna see how
stupid and cheap this is. There is plenty nof unintentional humor here. But I cannot give it any better than 1 star. Because that's what it is. A one star mega low budget film. Bad actors. Bad script. Bad director. Bad special effects. But if you hate bad movies, stay away...
Truly for lovers of below "B" grade films only.

Operation Shark Attack, Vol. 2: Shark Attack Files

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Operation Shark Attack, Vol. 2: Shark Attack Files
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Shark Attack / Shark Attack 2 / Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (3 Pack)

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Shark Attack / Shark Attack 2 / Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (3 Pack)

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Shark Attack: A marine biologist heads for Port Amanzi in Africa after his friend, Mark DeSantis, is supposedly a victim of a fatal shark attack. DeSantis had been conducting research on a series of shark attacks in the area prior to his death and now his friend, along with DeSantis' sister, takes up the research and finds that the sharks may not be the only threat in Port Amanzi. Shark Attack 2: Danger stalks the beautiful beaches of Hawaii in this action-packed drama. Dr. Nick West (Thorsten Kaye) is a marine biologist hired to deal with the results of an experiment in genetics a mutated breed of great white sharks with an especially fearsome disposition. West soon discovers some of the sharks have gotten loose while being transported to a aquarium and are helping themselves to the windsurfers along a once-quiet Hawaiian shoreline. West teams up with Roy Bishop (Daniel Alexander), a veteran shark fisherman from Australia, to capture the deadly creatures before they can claim any more victims; assisting them is Samatha Sharp (Nikita Ager), a beautiful woman whose sister was killed when one of the mutant sharks attacked them while swimming. This sequel to Shark Attack received its United States debut on the USA cable network. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon: A very large shark has been terrorizing the workers trying to install an underwater cable of the coast of Mexico, so a resort security diver (John Borrowman) takes it upon himself to put a stop to the killing. However, a tooth he finds is identified by researcher Cat Stone (Jennifer McShane) to be from not a shark, but a prehistoric megalodon, thought to be extinct for 24 million years. With a crew of victims er, sailors they set out to hunt the beast. But little do they know, the big shark attacking their boat and eating their crewmembers are the babies, and their mother is really, really big and angry.

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Delicious Feces!!
Sharks that growl....hmmmmm?
good effects bad script......
It's good, especcially considering...
Plastic sharks. Horrible flick

Shark Attack 2
Starring: Thorsten Kaye , Nikita Ager , Daniel Alexander , Caroline Bruins , and Danny Keogh
Director: David Worth (II)
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Customer Reviews:

Delicious Feces!!.......2007-08-26

Sharks that growl....hmmmmm?.......2006-10-29

good effects bad script.............2006-08-05

It's good, especcially considering..........2006-08-03

Plastic sharks. Horrible flick.......2006-06-14

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it rules

Shark Attack Files 2
Starring: Stephen Cross , Marco Flagg , and Gideon Scheltema
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Release Date: 1998-11-10

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it rules.......1999-02-15

shark attack files 2 is the greatest shark attack dvd that i have seen to date! I highly recomend it for any DVD shark attack enthusiasts out there. Blood and guts and disembodyment is what its all about. Get it now!

After the Attack - Episode 2: Dangerous Waters

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After the Attack - Episode 2: Dangerous Waters

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Shark Attack 2/Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2 pack)

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Shark Attack 2/Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2 pack)

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Shark Attack 2: Danger stalks the beautiful beaches of Hawaii in this action-packed drama. Dr. Nick West (Thorsten Kaye) is a marine biologist hired to deal with the results of an experiment in genetics a mutated breed of great white sharks with an especially fearsome disposition. West soon discovers some of the sharks have gotten loose while being transported to a aquarium and are helping themselves to the windsurfers along a once-quiet Hawaiian shoreline. West teams up with Roy Bishop (Daniel Alexander), a veteran shark fisherman from Australia, to capture the deadly creatures before they can claim any more victims; assisting them is Samatha Sharp (Nikita Ager), a beautiful woman whose sister was killed when one of the mutant sharks attacked them while swimming. This sequel to Shark Attack received its United States debut on the USA cable network. Shark Attack 3: Megalodon: A very large shark has been terrorizing the workers trying to install an underwater cable of the coast of Mexico, so a resort security diver (John Borrowman) takes it upon himself to put a stop to the killing. However, a tooth he finds is identified by researcher Cat Stone (Jennifer McShane) to be from not a shark, but a prehistoric megalodon, thought to be extinct for 24 million years. With a crew of victims er, sailors they set out to hunt the beast. But little do they know, the big shark attacking their boat and eating their crewmembers are the babies, and their mother is really, really big and angry.

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