Robo Vampire

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Robo Vampire - Proving special effects dont need a budget.......2004-03-23

This movie is so unbelievably beyond the scope of the human language that I feel the only way to properly start my review is to simply create a new word and have its meaning be tied to this movie. And here goes:

Pandalerious

This movie is so pandalerious that I dont even know where to begin. I could start at the beginning of the movie, but thats where I started when I watched it, and I still dont know what the actual plot of the movie was about. Drugs I think. Vampires definitly. And lets not forget the love scene between a ghost-woman and a man in an ape costume. Of course, no vampire can stand up to Robo Warrior. Now on the cover of the movie, clearly you can see Robo Cop headlocking a vampire. Not only is Robo Cop NOT in this movie, there are also NO headlocks whatsoever! Instead we get some goon in a teflon oven mitt costume that cant even take a few rockets to the chest without turning into a flaming dummy made out of tinfoil (special effect #1). Of course, Robo Warrior comes back for the final revenge, when he turns the evil master of the vampires into a flying pile of sheets draped onto a coathanger suspended by a wire (special effect #2)

To conclude, I will say that if you like terrible movies, this one is for you

Otherwise, do yourself a favor and go see Zero Tolerance

WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!! 0 STARS.......2004-03-04

this is the worst movie I, and probably EVERYBODY, have ever seen! I have no words to describe it, and I cannot believe it came out on dvd! this is so awful we laugh all the movie long! the vampires jumping like rabbits, the fake blood, the stupid argument...this is really the number one movie on BAD MOVIES! this is even worse than TROMA movies! this is....I'm speachless...

Sugar rush!.......2003-01-13

WOW! Imagine soaking a bowl of Fruit Loops cereal ith soda pop, downing it down with Pop Tarts, and the resulting head rush -- ROBO VAMPIRE is the cinematic equivalent! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

more funnyt han hell.......2002-12-02

The vampires bunny hop its a classic

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Robo Vampire

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ASIN: B000PTYK8Y
Release Date: 2007-04-25

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An android robot is sent on a very dangerous mission into the depths of the Golden Triangle to rescue Sophie a beautiful undercover agent who has been captured by the evil drug warlord Mr. Young and his inhuman creation, the Vampire Beast.

Eastern Horror: Robo Vampire/Devil's Dynamite

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Eastern Horror: Robo Vampire/Devil's Dynamite
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Manufacturer: Bci / Eclipse
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ASIN: B000EGDAQQ
Release Date: 2006-04-25

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Read reviews before watching.......2006-09-02

I am thankful I read the reviews before watching the film. Watching the film without the reviews would result in mass confusion. Reading the reviews first makes the film watchable. For example, one scene a white woman with blonde hair jumps out the window but through the window a short dark skinned man with a mustach and grey wig comes through the window and then changes back to the woman. Put it in slow motion and it is great. So many other classic scenes that are only good if you know they are coming. Vampires hop like bunnies until they fight. Movie is two movies spliced into one so the transition of scenes make no sense. A side character who we really have little to no information on becomse the robo cop. He somehow has jedi powers in scenes where he uses the force to obtain his weapon. If you can find it for $2 or less get it. If not, avoid.

the good the bad and the ugly.......2006-08-01

if you like bad movies, laughably bad movies, then robovampire is a film for you. however if you have seen robovampire and are looking for another film like it, devils dynamite will disappoint. i would suggest catman: lethal track, its not quite as good but it has its moments. overall i suggest buying robovampire alone if possible.

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