Simon Sez

Customer Reviews:

Simon Sez.......2007-02-15

This movie was one of those movies that was so dumb that it was funny. I liked it because it had Dane Cook in it. He is one of the greatest comedians that I know of.

Cult-Worthy, perhaps.......2005-08-27

This movie is ridiculous, as you might expect considering Dennis Rodman is not only an actor in it, he's the LEAD actor. However, Dane Cook is in it, and he's one of the funniest men alive. Perhaps he doesn't shine in this movie, but for such a cheap price, it's still worth it. I've seen other reviews that say if you like bad movies, or are in the mood for one, that would be a good time to watch. That captures the point of this movie precisely. If you're looking for a good action movie, look elsewhere, but if you're a fan of Dane Cook (and if you've heard his act, you probably are), or you can enjoy cheesy movies, then it's worth it.

Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman.......2005-01-16

The heck did I just watch? I really don't know, and fact is I'm not sure how much I WANT to know, but as a reviewer its my job to make you, the gentle reader, know. There's good news and bad news about the movie: the good news is Dennis Rodman isn't too bad in his acting role. The bad news is...he's the BEST actor in the whole dang thing.

The acting by the rest of the cast is minimal, and further tarnished by the atrocious script writing. This is especially true for the character Nick, who cavorts about like a constipated ape. I think he was trying to make me laugh - mostly I was crying.

Don't know quite what was going on - there's a lot of scurrying around, beating people up, shooting one another, crashing into things, mostly for a disk but it seems but there's a kidnapping involved as well. Oh yeah and some love interest between Rodman and one of the villains, but eh...my brain was kind of lost by then. The sad thing is that while there is a lot of action in this movie, it feels really amatuerish. This is especially true in one scene where Dennis Rodman ties a girl up using a sash. I think they were trying to make him look like Jackie Chan, but all it looks like is he wraps a sash around her with some swooshing sound affects added in later. Oh yeah, and look out for the scene where Dennis Rodman deflects bullets with a tray cart.

Watch it if you're in a mood for a bad movie. Just remember its a Dennis Rodman movie.

I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04.......2004-08-24

i hapen to think that dennis rodman is cool.i've seen the movie in the past,but it wasn't available on dvd for a long time.i'm relieved that they released it on dvd.this movie is ful of action & comedy but everyone has their own preferences when it comes to movies so you may or may not agree with me.i myself think simon sez is kick butt movie with plenty of action & comedy.the two monks are hillarious so i would definitely recommend this movie!

This movie is AWESOME.......2003-09-13

This movie is AWESOME! The action sizzles, the comedy will have you rolling, and Dennis Rodman stars! But what I like about it most are the philosophical underpinnings. This movie is the perfect metaphor for the postmodern hyperrealist fugue theory proposed by John L. Umblaut in the 1930's. The theory is a brand of religious existentialism except with Kantian overtones. Look it up on the internet if you want more information. This movie is great. Entertaining, funny, thought provoking. Two thumbs up...Way up!

Average customer rating:

Simon Sez
Cult-Worthy, perhaps
Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman
I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04
This movie is AWESOME

Simon Sez

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Customer Reviews:

Simon Sez.......2007-02-15

This movie was one of those movies that was so dumb that it was funny. I liked it because it had Dane Cook in it. He is one of the greatest comedians that I know of.

Cult-Worthy, perhaps.......2005-08-27

Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman.......2005-01-16

I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04.......2004-08-24

This movie is AWESOME.......2003-09-13

Average customer rating:

Simon Sez
Cult-Worthy, perhaps
Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman
I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04
This movie is AWESOME

Simon Sez [Region 2]

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Binding: DVD

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Customer Reviews:

Simon Sez.......2007-02-15

This movie was one of those movies that was so dumb that it was funny. I liked it because it had Dane Cook in it. He is one of the greatest comedians that I know of.

Cult-Worthy, perhaps.......2005-08-27

Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman.......2005-01-16

I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04.......2004-08-24

This movie is AWESOME.......2003-09-13

Average customer rating:

Simon Sez
Cult-Worthy, perhaps
Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman
I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04
This movie is AWESOME

Simon Sez [Region 2]

ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

General | Comedy | Genres | DVD | Video

( S ) | Titles | Features | DVD | Video
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ASIN: B00004THGG

Customer Reviews:

Simon Sez.......2007-02-15

This movie was one of those movies that was so dumb that it was funny. I liked it because it had Dane Cook in it. He is one of the greatest comedians that I know of.

Cult-Worthy, perhaps.......2005-08-27

Orson Welles, Anthony Hopkins........Dennis Rodman.......2005-01-16

I THINK THIS MOVIE KICKS! 8/24/04.......2004-08-24

This movie is AWESOME.......2003-09-13

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