Night Patrol

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A bagfull o laughs.......2007-01-17

Night Patrol is a fun-filled lowbrow laugh riot. Great one-liners and a silly plot surrounding the Unknown Comic. Linda Blair seems out of place here but when her swimsuit scene pops up...boy oh boy. A great Saturday night film.

Hilarious and terrible.......2006-11-10

Aficionados of USA Up All Night (during the Gilbert / Rhonda era) are sure to be delighted with this DVD. The gags are corny, and the comedy is pretty lowbrow. The acting is pedestrian, at best. The picture is grainy. The editing is like a train wreck. The story line is contrived. The soundtrack (read: one "song", and a bunch of 80's synth interludes) could make a sane person wish they were deaf.

Combine it all, and you have a masterpiece. Yes, this movie is as bad as you remember it, and seeing it uncensored (I'm pretty sure USA is the only channel that ever showed this movie) makes it even worse.

You shouldn't laugh at anything this movie contains, but you will. You'll try to resist, but you'll laugh, and you'll feel dirty for it. In my mind, that's the mark of a fine comedy.

NIGHT PATROL.......2006-08-22

I SAW THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,MOSTLY FOR LINDA BLAIR.AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN,I PROBABLY WOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT THIS MOVIE.IT IS A CHEESY,CORNY MOVIE.THERE WERE SOME FUNNY PARTS IN IT.BUT AFTER SEENING IT AGAIN I PROBABLY WON'T LET IT TAKE UP ANY SPACE ON MY SHELVES.

Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!.......2006-08-01

How about 'lil Billy Barty 'driving all
the hookers out of town, himself'. Or
the unknown comic, "How do you keep a
roomful of **sholes in suspense for 24
hours? Stay here and I'll come back tom-
orrow and tell you!" Did you hear about
the girl in jaws with the bad case of
dandruff? They found her 'head-and-shoul-
ders' on the beach!" I could go on...this
film is what 'Fletch', 'Who's Harry Crumb?'
and 'Polic Squad/Naked Gun' COULD have been
with a little more bite. Who remembers that
the unknown comic got his start on the Gong
Show? Maybe only 'Gene-Gene, the Dancin' Ma-
chine'...

cant wait till my copy gets here.......2006-03-14

I just found this movie.I seen it when I was younger.the funniest movie I have ever seen.Havent seen it in years cant wait.Better get my laughing face on.

Toad Patrol: Toadlets to the Rescue - Trojan Duck/Night Trap/Trapped

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Toad Patrol: Toadlets to the Rescue - Trojan Duck/Night Trap/Trapped

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The Toad Patrol save Barnaby, an egotistical frog, from the drooling jaws of a hunter's dog and then use a duck decoy to cross a marsh under the ever-watchful eye of Medea. -Trojan Duck -Night Trap -Trapped

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A bagfull o laughs
Hilarious and terrible
NIGHT PATROL
Absolutely hilarious - Ode to perrenial Pres. candidate Pat Paulsen and the Unknown comic!
cant wait till my copy gets here

Night Patrol [Region 2]
Starring: Linda Blair , Pat Paulsen , Jaye P. Morgan , Jack Riley (II) , and Billy Barty
Director: Jackie Kong
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