Scorched
Average customer rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • See it Several Times
  • It should be better
  • this comedy only goes so far and then it drops.
  • Most Best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Not your every day ordinary comedy
Scorched
Starring: Rondi Bryson , John Cleese , Rachael Leigh Cook , Paulo Costanzo , and Giovanna D'Agnello
Manufacturer: 20th Century Fox
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ASIN: B0000TPAGK
Release Date: 2004-01-27

Description

There bank tellers. One goal: knock the place over. Each has their own idea. Sheila (Silverstone) wants to break into the ATM. Stuart plans to "borrow" some money for the weekend and head to Vegas. And woods (Harrelson) has a scheme involving a duck, a dog, and a safety deposit box. The ultimate inside jobs, plotted by three people with nothingto lose.

Customer Reviews:

5 out of 5 stars See it Several Times.......2007-02-08

I loved this movie! The plot was pretty simple but the quirkiness made it really keep my interest. Note, for example, the shirts worn by the boy with the plane and Doleman. And what to heck is that on the boy's face? Also, watch Doleman's face during the opening credits. And watch the two "Monday" bank scenes closely. Notice any differences? Why was that scene filmed twice (other than the different character perspectives)? Oh yeah, see if anything strikes you as odd about the rubber arrow on Charles Merchant's face during his infomercial. These and other oddities that aren't tied to the plot make it clear that the director/writers/actors enjoyed making the movie which makes it fun to watch. I'd love to know where it was filmed and how accurate the bank temperature display was! It said 94 in the morning and 112 in the afternoon. Details that seem trivial are rarely in a film by accident so the quirks in this film help make it worth seeing a few times.


2 out of 5 stars It should be better.......2006-06-05

Rachel Leigh Cook looks hot. Alicia Silverstone looks hot. Neither acts well.

Woody Harrelson desecrates his otherwise hilarious comedic record that produced gems like "White Men Can't Jump" and "Kingpin".

John Cleese, oh John Cleese, how could you stoop so low? From Monty Python to this?

With two hotties and two good actors, I really expected much more. Disappointment, oh how you taunt me.

Basically this is a movie about three borderline retarded people who are trying to rob the bank in which they work. Each one has an idiotic plan that is slightly more ingenious than eating paste.

If it weren't for the lesbian scene between Cook and Silverstone, the one that involves every ingredient from the Waffle Housee smothered, covered, diced, and chopped hash browns, it would be unwatchable. Of course, I just imagined that part to make the movie slightly tolerable.

In the end each viewer will eventually feel scorched, as in herpes, and dirty for watching a movie that serves a massive turd in the career punchbowl of all actors involved.

2 out of 5 stars this comedy only goes so far and then it drops........2005-05-12

3 working bank tellers, played by Alicia Silverstone (Excess Baggage, Clueless), Paul Costanzo (Tv's Joey, Road Trip) and Woody Harrelson (Tv's Cheers, She Hate Me), plan on robbing the bank that they work at. The movie begins on the day that the cops show up at the bank and then we rewind the week back into the 3 tellers lives and we see why they want to rob the bank. So, they all do it and when they get back the boss, played by Joshua Leonard (The Blair With Project, Deuces Wild) tells them they've been robbed from the ATM by some punks and then he brings the 3 tellers in his office to give them a promotion but they all deny it and quit. John Cleese (Monty Python member, Rat Race) only had one funny moment in this movie and that's the scene where he's checking his dog for a key and he puts a big sushi knife up to the dog but other then that, Cleese is totally wasted. Rachael Leigh Cook (She's All That, AntiTrust) and Jeffrey Tambor (Hellboy, Tv's Arrested Development) also star. The cast try their best to keep the movie funny interesting but the movie is sub-par and not that interesting when it gets to the final frame. The movie is Scorched, just like the title says.

5 out of 5 stars Most Best movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......2005-03-30

I saw in my little hunting lodge in VT and it is a great movie. I laughed really hard at some points.

5 out of 5 stars Not your every day ordinary comedy.......2004-09-15

If you are accustomed to commonplace punch line/situation comedy you will be amazed how casually yet successfully this movie managed to deliver its slings and arrows of outrageous comedic sense to audience.
With a spectacular cast and hilarious development of plots, each carefully crafted next-door character hoans its own idea of personal vendetta while driving towards a seemingly fiascic stage where all gets tangled up in their web of outlandish karma.
With unique arrays of pleasant soundtrack, and bits and pieces of humorous touch, this movie is classic in its own way and certainly refreshing in its comedic entertainment.

Scorched Earth Series 3: Combat on the Russian Front
Average customer rating: 4 out of 5 stars
  • Same as TANKS! Kursk and Barbarossa
  • A colossal struggle to the death
Scorched Earth Series 3: Combat on the Russian Front

Manufacturer: Eagle Rock Entertainment
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD

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ASIN: B000M2DMTC
Release Date: 2006-12-18

Description

On the Russian Front, there were no rules. No code of honour, decency or humanity. It was a barbaric struggle to the death. It was also the largest, and most brutal war in history. It contained the biggest tank battles ever fought, and recorded the most casualties. Whole armies were swallowed up. Enormous distances boggled the mind and the constantly changing seasons brought either mud and rain, heat and dust, or ice and snow, but misery was always present. Combat on the Russian Front attempts to describe the indescribable. The experience of combat at the sharp end in this most vicious of conflicts.

Customer Reviews:

3 out of 5 stars Same as TANKS! Kursk and Barbarossa.......2007-04-28

I liked the TANKS! Kursk and Barbarossa series, but this is almost a repeat with the same word for word dialogue in many instances. I liked the North, South, Center army group films from Scorched Earth series better than this one. Save your money on this one

5 out of 5 stars A colossal struggle to the death.......2007-02-05

The film includes the opinions of experts like Robin Clifton, Bob Carruthers and John Erickson but also dramatic footage from actual battles on the Eastern Front, pictures of the horrific carnage produced and many color war-time posters. It gives special emphasis to the gruesome fate of the millions prisoners caught from both sides and the barbarity of the struggle which from the start had a character of extermination rather than simple conquest. Very good film.
Scorched Earth Series 3: The Leibstandarte Division
Average customer rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • A very informative and enjoyable documentary but beware!
  • Very good. It covers all aspects of the powerful Leibstandarte
Scorched Earth Series 3: The Leibstandarte Division

Manufacturer: Eagle Rock Entertainment
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ASIN: B000M2DMTM
Release Date: 2006-12-18

Description

Caesar had his Pretorian Guard, and Napoleon, the Old Guard. Hitler's equivalent was the Leibstandarte, which grew from a small hand picked battalion, to a complete Panzer Division twenty thousand strong. Naturally, the Leibstandarte received the best and most modern equipment, but they needed it. As the situation deteriorated, the division became a mobile fire brigade, deployed wherever the fighting was fiercest in Russia and France. Even the end of the war brought no respite, as the survivors marched into captivity from which few returned.

Customer Reviews:

4 out of 5 stars A very informative and enjoyable documentary but beware!.......2007-07-20

Thorough and informative documentary on the development of the Waffen SS Leibstandarte SS-Adolf Hitler division. However, this documentary is in DVD-R format...in other words, it's a burned copy, not a professionally pressed one...a pretty steep price for a such a cheaply produced DVD.

5 out of 5 stars Very good. It covers all aspects of the powerful Leibstandarte .......2007-01-31

This documentary starts with the creation of the Leibstandarte as a personal guard of Hitler and goes through its evolution to a full panzer division in the late years of the war. There are references to the personalities of the division (like the infamous commanders "Sepp" Dietrich, Kurt "Panzer" Meyer and Jochen Peiper), the battles it fought, the selection criteria, the bravery of its men but also the crimes committed by some of them in both the Eastern and the Western Fronts. There are many scenes that are really rare, although there are many others commonly seen before and a little bit repeated in this film.
Scorched Earth Series 2: Tiger German Heavy Tanks
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    ASIN: B000M2DMT2
    Release Date: 2006-12-18

    Description

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    Scorched Earth Series 3: Kreigsmarine
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      ASIN: B000M32TVI
      Release Date: 2006-12-18

      Description

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      Scorched Earth Series 5: Sinews of War - Army Logistics
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        ASIN: B000M2DMUG
        Release Date: 2006-12-18

        Description

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            ASIN: B000M32TV8
            Release Date: 2006-12-18

            Description

            Without the extra operational range of four-engine aircraft Germany was deprived of the necessary weapon to strike deep into the heart of a well-defended enemy. The short and medium-range bombers necessary for the blitzkrieg tactics were unable to deliver effective, strategic bombing. The Luftwaffe was superbly structured and equipped to fulfil the tasks that Hitler had chosen for it. Unfortunately, it was to prove to be the wrong task. The bombers of the Luftwaffe were unable to prevent the ultimate defeat of the German war machine
            Scorched Earth Series 5: Infantry Firepower
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              ASIN: B000M2DMUQ
              Release Date: 2006-12-18

              Description

              In many theatres of operation during World War Two, men did battle from afar. Bombs dropped from the skies, torpedoes fizzed from submarines, long - range artillery rained shells, tanks blasted through cities. Many battles, however, were fought at close quarters and it was here that the infantry looked to the power of small arm fire to gain the upper hand. This episode compares and contrasts some of these weapons, highlighting their development and use by all armies involved in the war. The weapons under review include Mortars, Landmines, Bazookas and Hand Grenades - some of the most feared instruments of war ever invented. 3D graphics and animation is featured to illustrate the workings and capabilities of the weapons and there are interviews with historians and military authorities.
              Scorched Earth Series 4: German Fighters 1939-1945
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                ASIN: B000M5ALA2
                Release Date: 2006-12-22

                Description

                By the end of World War Two, the once mighty Luftwaffe was a pitiful shadow of its former self - a beaten force shattered by the massive superiority of Allied airpower. This fascinating programme tells how German High Command contributed to its downfall, despite the undoubted skill of German fighter pilots and several innovations in aircraft design. German Fighters features archive footage taken from German and Allied sources and the very latest 3D computer generated animation techniques.

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