Customer Reviews:
Let me be blunt............2007-02-26
Instead of writing a page long thesis on this movie's plot or lack thereof, and dissecting the acting techniques of the leads, I am going to get right to the point and tell you what you need to hear: This movie has a cast consisting primarily of hot, well endowed chicks, who frequently bare their breasts, and get naked. There really is no sex to speak of, and the plot is so paper thin as to be invisible. If you're looking for a soft core flick with copious big bare breasts, then this is for you. If you're looking for something with cohesion or plot or great acting, then skip this. Personally, I love it. Couldn't be happier with it, and have also purchased the second one, with plans to buy the third. But it's definitely not for everyone.
Recommended for fans of "Joe Bob Briggs Drive in Theater" on Showtime. Everyone else, view at your own risk.
Julie K. Smith and Nikki Fritz. Period........2005-08-18
A few years ago I was browsing through the movie section at a store, and over in the bargin bin, I found The Bare Wench Project. Having been disappointed by The Erotic Witch Project, I decided to give this one a go, figuring it couldn't be worse than Erotic Witch. Plus the price was right. Upon the first watch, I immediately fell in love with Julie K. Smith, a tough bad-ass woman with a chest that doesn't quit. Oh sure, there's Nikki Fritz, the only other woman in this movie that could maybe compare, but it's all about Julie. Dispte her being "just a B movie actress", she's great. She has the attitude, and she has the looks. Oh, and I guess there's some movie in here too. If you're reading this page, I doubt you're looking for something to watch and enjoy a deep plot or have some hearty laughs. If you're looking for a fun comedy with stunning women, you've come to the right place.
If you know the plot of The Blair Witch Project, that's what this is for the most part, only the witch has been replaced with a sexual woman who has the power to make anyone in her territory full with lust. 4 beautiful women and one lucky guy head out to do a documentary about said wench, and there the zany comedy ensues. Their AV guy, Lunk, is your typical guy, zooming in on all the right parts when the time comes. And this guy's great. He's funny and has some good physical comedy in the beginning. His commentary alone makes this movie worth at least one watch. But of course, it's all about the women. Again, I stress that Julie K. Smith is nothing short of a goddess. Fake or not, she looks good. Nikkie Fritz is also up there, and Lorissa MCComas and Julie Strain are included as well. Julie Strain plays the wench, who's in the movie for maybe 10 minutes, but the scene's worth it, though it doesn't make too much sense. There's also the fourth girl who's in the woods with the others, but she's usually behind the camera, and doesn't do much. She'd be the typical ditzy blonde here. Bah, I forgot about the movie summary. The girls and Lunk go into the woods, then slowly the wench's lust powers take over. But it's in small doses. This is a B movie, so there's nothing too explicit. It's mostly chest. But is that a bad thing? If you're looking for more, then do so. The Bare Wench Project is a light-hearted comedy that'll actually keep your attention thanks to Lunk and non-stop beautiful women.
I can't say too much for the audio and picture quality. It was mostly shot on DV cameras, so there's nothing mind-blowing here. Some scenes look awful, like when the girls are in their tent, while others look good- when they're walking around the woods and look for some shade. It's a mixed bag, and the voices are mostly center-focused (if you have a basic tv, then you're set. There's no use of surround sound really).
The only reason I dock a star is the lack of special features. All we get is the chapter selection aside from the "play movie" feature. That's a shame too. They offer a lot of bloopers for just one scene as the credits roll at the end. It's of the lesser-seen girl constantly screwing up her line about losing the map, and everyone's getting irritated by it. 'funny stuff, and we could've used more. I seriously doubt a special edition's in the works, as we already have two sequels. Cast bios would've been nice. I've seen Lunk in other movies, another with Julie even: Surviors Exposed.
I highly suggest you pick this sucker up. While the price is a little high now, it's worth it just for Julie and Nikki. Julie Strain addicts (you know who you are) will rush to get this just to see more of her, but the guy who plays Lunk is also getting a nice following. Here's to hoping for more. Especially of Julie.
cute girls- bad movie.......2004-03-09
If you are looking for a few girls to flash their tops for a few seconds and then the camera focusing on this really fat ugly comedic character, this may be the movie for you. The camera is hardly ever on the girls more than a few seconds and the strip scene is ruined by it beinf shot in the dark and through a huge roaring fire. Do not waste your time with this movie. There are much better ones of this genre out there.
Too little action, too much pointless talking........2003-10-07
Bare Wench is another softcore parody of the Blair Witch project (I think there's about two dozen of those things out there). It has 5 very attractive women (which includes Nikki Fritz, Julie Smith, and Julie Strain), and one dorky guy whose only purpose is to provide comic relief.
Okay, so I'm thinking "Cool. Great looking women, having softcore lesbian sex with each other very 10 minutes or so. This should be real good."
Unfortunately, the producers blew it. There is nothing in this video that actually qualifies as a sex scene. There's a couple of false starts, but the majority of the action is just the women posing for the camera. I guess once the producers had spent their money on the women, and spent more getting them to remove their clothes, they didn't have any money left to get them to actually do anything. And I guess they also used up all their alloted nudity time too early, because towards the end of the video, there is a huge amount of pointless dialogue that is obviously being used for no other reason than to pad out the run time. "You're a liar! No you are! You go into the cave! No you go! I think we should go home! Well, I don't!" This goes on and on and on forever.
There's way better stuff than this.
Better than the Original.....................2003-09-27
This movie is pure greatness. Every girl has massive breasts and they ain't shy about it. I would have given it 5 stars if it wasn't so stupid. Still you can't deny the allure of naked breasts.
I give it three thumbs up (if you know what I mean)
Customer Reviews:
Let me be blunt............2007-02-26
Instead of writing a page long thesis on this movie's plot or lack thereof, and dissecting the acting techniques of the leads, I am going to get right to the point and tell you what you need to hear: This movie has a cast consisting primarily of hot, well endowed chicks, who frequently bare their breasts, and get naked. There really is no sex to speak of, and the plot is so paper thin as to be invisible. If you're looking for a soft core flick with copious big bare breasts, then this is for you. If you're looking for something with cohesion or plot or great acting, then skip this. Personally, I love it. Couldn't be happier with it, and have also purchased the second one, with plans to buy the third. But it's definitely not for everyone.
Recommended for fans of "Joe Bob Briggs Drive in Theater" on Showtime. Everyone else, view at your own risk.
Julie K. Smith and Nikki Fritz. Period........2005-08-18
A few years ago I was browsing through the movie section at a store, and over in the bargin bin, I found The Bare Wench Project. Having been disappointed by The Erotic Witch Project, I decided to give this one a go, figuring it couldn't be worse than Erotic Witch. Plus the price was right. Upon the first watch, I immediately fell in love with Julie K. Smith, a tough bad-ass woman with a chest that doesn't quit. Oh sure, there's Nikki Fritz, the only other woman in this movie that could maybe compare, but it's all about Julie. Dispte her being "just a B movie actress", she's great. She has the attitude, and she has the looks. Oh, and I guess there's some movie in here too. If you're reading this page, I doubt you're looking for something to watch and enjoy a deep plot or have some hearty laughs. If you're looking for a fun comedy with stunning women, you've come to the right place.
If you know the plot of The Blair Witch Project, that's what this is for the most part, only the witch has been replaced with a sexual woman who has the power to make anyone in her territory full with lust. 4 beautiful women and one lucky guy head out to do a documentary about said wench, and there the zany comedy ensues. Their AV guy, Lunk, is your typical guy, zooming in on all the right parts when the time comes. And this guy's great. He's funny and has some good physical comedy in the beginning. His commentary alone makes this movie worth at least one watch. But of course, it's all about the women. Again, I stress that Julie K. Smith is nothing short of a goddess. Fake or not, she looks good. Nikkie Fritz is also up there, and Lorissa MCComas and Julie Strain are included as well. Julie Strain plays the wench, who's in the movie for maybe 10 minutes, but the scene's worth it, though it doesn't make too much sense. There's also the fourth girl who's in the woods with the others, but she's usually behind the camera, and doesn't do much. She'd be the typical ditzy blonde here. Bah, I forgot about the movie summary. The girls and Lunk go into the woods, then slowly the wench's lust powers take over. But it's in small doses. This is a B movie, so there's nothing too explicit. It's mostly chest. But is that a bad thing? If you're looking for more, then do so. The Bare Wench Project is a light-hearted comedy that'll actually keep your attention thanks to Lunk and non-stop beautiful women.
I can't say too much for the audio and picture quality. It was mostly shot on DV cameras, so there's nothing mind-blowing here. Some scenes look awful, like when the girls are in their tent, while others look good- when they're walking around the woods and look for some shade. It's a mixed bag, and the voices are mostly center-focused (if you have a basic tv, then you're set. There's no use of surround sound really).
The only reason I dock a star is the lack of special features. All we get is the chapter selection aside from the "play movie" feature. That's a shame too. They offer a lot of bloopers for just one scene as the credits roll at the end. It's of the lesser-seen girl constantly screwing up her line about losing the map, and everyone's getting irritated by it. 'funny stuff, and we could've used more. I seriously doubt a special edition's in the works, as we already have two sequels. Cast bios would've been nice. I've seen Lunk in other movies, another with Julie even: Surviors Exposed.
I highly suggest you pick this sucker up. While the price is a little high now, it's worth it just for Julie and Nikki. Julie Strain addicts (you know who you are) will rush to get this just to see more of her, but the guy who plays Lunk is also getting a nice following. Here's to hoping for more. Especially of Julie.
cute girls- bad movie.......2004-03-09
If you are looking for a few girls to flash their tops for a few seconds and then the camera focusing on this really fat ugly comedic character, this may be the movie for you. The camera is hardly ever on the girls more than a few seconds and the strip scene is ruined by it beinf shot in the dark and through a huge roaring fire. Do not waste your time with this movie. There are much better ones of this genre out there.
Too little action, too much pointless talking........2003-10-07
Bare Wench is another softcore parody of the Blair Witch project (I think there's about two dozen of those things out there). It has 5 very attractive women (which includes Nikki Fritz, Julie Smith, and Julie Strain), and one dorky guy whose only purpose is to provide comic relief.
Okay, so I'm thinking "Cool. Great looking women, having softcore lesbian sex with each other very 10 minutes or so. This should be real good."
Unfortunately, the producers blew it. There is nothing in this video that actually qualifies as a sex scene. There's a couple of false starts, but the majority of the action is just the women posing for the camera. I guess once the producers had spent their money on the women, and spent more getting them to remove their clothes, they didn't have any money left to get them to actually do anything. And I guess they also used up all their alloted nudity time too early, because towards the end of the video, there is a huge amount of pointless dialogue that is obviously being used for no other reason than to pad out the run time. "You're a liar! No you are! You go into the cave! No you go! I think we should go home! Well, I don't!" This goes on and on and on forever.
There's way better stuff than this.
Better than the Original.....................2003-09-27
This movie is pure greatness. Every girl has massive breasts and they ain't shy about it. I would have given it 5 stars if it wasn't so stupid. Still you can't deny the allure of naked breasts.
I give it three thumbs up (if you know what I mean)
Average customer rating:
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The Bare Wench Project/The Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2
Manufacturer: Platinum Disc
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
 General
| Comedy
| Genres
| DVD
| Video
DVDs Under $14.99
| Today's Deals in DVD
| Special Features
| DVD
| Video
All Deals
| Today's Deals in DVD
| Special Features
| DVD
| Video
( B )
| Titles
| Features
| DVD
| Video
ASIN: B00008G8GL
Release Date: 2002-10-29 |
Customer Reviews:
Let me be blunt............2007-02-26
Instead of writing a page long thesis on this movie's plot or lack thereof, and dissecting the acting techniques of the leads, I am going to get right to the point and tell you what you need to hear: This movie has a cast consisting primarily of hot, well endowed chicks, who frequently bare their breasts, and get naked. There really is no sex to speak of, and the plot is so paper thin as to be invisible. If you're looking for a soft core flick with copious big bare breasts, then this is for you. If you're looking for something with cohesion or plot or great acting, then skip this. Personally, I love it. Couldn't be happier with it, and have also purchased the second one, with plans to buy the third. But it's definitely not for everyone.
Recommended for fans of "Joe Bob Briggs Drive in Theater" on Showtime. Everyone else, view at your own risk.
Julie K. Smith and Nikki Fritz. Period........2005-08-18
A few years ago I was browsing through the movie section at a store, and over in the bargin bin, I found The Bare Wench Project. Having been disappointed by The Erotic Witch Project, I decided to give this one a go, figuring it couldn't be worse than Erotic Witch. Plus the price was right. Upon the first watch, I immediately fell in love with Julie K. Smith, a tough bad-ass woman with a chest that doesn't quit. Oh sure, there's Nikki Fritz, the only other woman in this movie that could maybe compare, but it's all about Julie. Dispte her being "just a B movie actress", she's great. She has the attitude, and she has the looks. Oh, and I guess there's some movie in here too. If you're reading this page, I doubt you're looking for something to watch and enjoy a deep plot or have some hearty laughs. If you're looking for a fun comedy with stunning women, you've come to the right place.
If you know the plot of The Blair Witch Project, that's what this is for the most part, only the witch has been replaced with a sexual woman who has the power to make anyone in her territory full with lust. 4 beautiful women and one lucky guy head out to do a documentary about said wench, and there the zany comedy ensues. Their AV guy, Lunk, is your typical guy, zooming in on all the right parts when the time comes. And this guy's great. He's funny and has some good physical comedy in the beginning. His commentary alone makes this movie worth at least one watch. But of course, it's all about the women. Again, I stress that Julie K. Smith is nothing short of a goddess. Fake or not, she looks good. Nikkie Fritz is also up there, and Lorissa MCComas and Julie Strain are included as well. Julie Strain plays the wench, who's in the movie for maybe 10 minutes, but the scene's worth it, though it doesn't make too much sense. There's also the fourth girl who's in the woods with the others, but she's usually behind the camera, and doesn't do much. She'd be the typical ditzy blonde here. Bah, I forgot about the movie summary. The girls and Lunk go into the woods, then slowly the wench's lust powers take over. But it's in small doses. This is a B movie, so there's nothing too explicit. It's mostly chest. But is that a bad thing? If you're looking for more, then do so. The Bare Wench Project is a light-hearted comedy that'll actually keep your attention thanks to Lunk and non-stop beautiful women.
I can't say too much for the audio and picture quality. It was mostly shot on DV cameras, so there's nothing mind-blowing here. Some scenes look awful, like when the girls are in their tent, while others look good- when they're walking around the woods and look for some shade. It's a mixed bag, and the voices are mostly center-focused (if you have a basic tv, then you're set. There's no use of surround sound really).
The only reason I dock a star is the lack of special features. All we get is the chapter selection aside from the "play movie" feature. That's a shame too. They offer a lot of bloopers for just one scene as the credits roll at the end. It's of the lesser-seen girl constantly screwing up her line about losing the map, and everyone's getting irritated by it. 'funny stuff, and we could've used more. I seriously doubt a special edition's in the works, as we already have two sequels. Cast bios would've been nice. I've seen Lunk in other movies, another with Julie even: Surviors Exposed.
I highly suggest you pick this sucker up. While the price is a little high now, it's worth it just for Julie and Nikki. Julie Strain addicts (you know who you are) will rush to get this just to see more of her, but the guy who plays Lunk is also getting a nice following. Here's to hoping for more. Especially of Julie.
cute girls- bad movie.......2004-03-09
If you are looking for a few girls to flash their tops for a few seconds and then the camera focusing on this really fat ugly comedic character, this may be the movie for you. The camera is hardly ever on the girls more than a few seconds and the strip scene is ruined by it beinf shot in the dark and through a huge roaring fire. Do not waste your time with this movie. There are much better ones of this genre out there.
Too little action, too much pointless talking........2003-10-07
Bare Wench is another softcore parody of the Blair Witch project (I think there's about two dozen of those things out there). It has 5 very attractive women (which includes Nikki Fritz, Julie Smith, and Julie Strain), and one dorky guy whose only purpose is to provide comic relief.
Okay, so I'm thinking "Cool. Great looking women, having softcore lesbian sex with each other very 10 minutes or so. This should be real good."
Unfortunately, the producers blew it. There is nothing in this video that actually qualifies as a sex scene. There's a couple of false starts, but the majority of the action is just the women posing for the camera. I guess once the producers had spent their money on the women, and spent more getting them to remove their clothes, they didn't have any money left to get them to actually do anything. And I guess they also used up all their alloted nudity time too early, because towards the end of the video, there is a huge amount of pointless dialogue that is obviously being used for no other reason than to pad out the run time. "You're a liar! No you are! You go into the cave! No you go! I think we should go home! Well, I don't!" This goes on and on and on forever.
There's way better stuff than this.
Better than the Original.....................2003-09-27
This movie is pure greatness. Every girl has massive breasts and they ain't shy about it. I would have given it 5 stars if it wasn't so stupid. Still you can't deny the allure of naked breasts.
I give it three thumbs up (if you know what I mean)
Average customer rating:
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The Bare Wench Project/The Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2
Manufacturer: Platinum Disc
ProductGroup: DVD
Binding: DVD
General
| Comedy
| Genres
| DVD
| Video
DVDs Under $14.99
| Today's Deals in DVD
| Special Features
| DVD
| Video
All Deals
| Today's Deals in DVD
| Special Features
| DVD
| Video
( B )
| Titles
| Features
| DVD
| Video
ASIN: B0000UHFV2
Release Date: 2002-12-03 |
DVD:
- The Big White
- The Bikini Car Wash Company
- The Billion Dollar Hobo
- The Bonfire of the Vanities
- The Electric Horseman
- The Heartbeat of Bellydance: Rhythms & Belly Dance combinations for Drum Solos
- The Man From Left Field
- The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (The Cocoanuts / Animal Crackers / Monkey Business / Horse Feathers / Duck Soup)
- The Other Side of Sunday
- The Our Gang Story
DVD
DVD
Bare Wench 3: The Path of the Wicked
Book of Babes - Bare Wench 2
Andy Sidaris Box Set Vol. 4: Do or Die/Hard Hunted/ Day of the Warrior
Erotic Witch Project Collector's Edition DVD
The Andy Sidaris Collection Vol. 2: Picasso Trigger/Guns/The Dallas Connection